Sir Woodston IV

“Ta-ta!” – Sir Woodston IV, “A Scramble for Victory”

Sir Woodston IV is a male contestant currently competing in Insanity Isle. He was recommended by Neptune-0, along with Screwy.

In Insanity Isle, he currently is competing on the Exploding Emperors. He was the first chosen on the team.

Appearance
Sir Woodston IV has an unknown species or race, but he appears to have a cubical head, body, and eyes, but no mouth. He wears a black top hat and has a suit with a white undershirt and tie. There are three buttons located on the bottom of the suit.

As for limbs, he has no arms and his hands are simply floating circles next to his body. For his legs, he once again has no legs and has a foot-like object on the ground that isn't at all attached to his body. He wears shoes specifically made for his shape of foot.

Personality
Sir Woodston IV seems to have a gentlemen personality. He likes to be very fancy and uses strong words but never contraptions. He cares about his hat very much, as he was angry in "Go Senegal!" when Thief Bean tried to take it. He also doesn't care much about other's opinions, especially when he thinks they're outright wrong, as shown in "A Scramble for Victory" when Coffin tells Woodston that he doesn't care about life and Woodston isn't afraid to tell Coffin he doesn't care, almost being the exact opposite of Coffin as he claimed that the day was a grand one.

Coverage

 * Insanity Isle
 * "Go Senegal!"
 * "A Scramble for Victory"
 * "Deserting the Desert"

Insanity Isle
In "Go Senegal!", Thief Bean asks Woodston if he minds Thief Bean stealing his hat. Sir Woodston tells Thief Bean that he would very much mind, which angers Thief Bean who decides to eliminate him from the challenge (and life) with his Removal Gun. Thief Bean says justice is served. Woodston is later picked on Screwy's team due to having a hat and a funny accent. Sir Woodston tells Screwy that his choice was a wise one.

In "A Scramble for Victory", Sir Woodston IV comments on how slow Coffin is at giving him the egg using very formal language. Coffin tells Woodston it was because he doesn't understand how meaningless life is, but Woodston doesn't care at all. He says he wants his team to be safe on this grand day and waves off the entire encounter with a "ta-ta".

In "Deserting the Desert", Woodston is first shown talking to Coffin

Relationships
Main article: Sir Woodston IV/Relationships

Deaths

 * 1) "Go Senegal!":
 * 2) Is obliterated by Thief Bean's Removal Gun after refusing to let his hat get stolen.

Trivia

 * Sir Woodston is one of two characters recommended by Neptune-0.
 * He is also the character Neptune wanted to join the show the least out of the three he recommended. However, the one he wanted to join the most didn't manage to get in anyway.
 * Sir Woodston IV was the first contestant picked to be on the Exploding Emperors.
 * Screwy's original reason for choosing Sir Woodston was because they share a creator, but it was removed due to breaking the fourth wall.

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